My name is Derf, you moved into my place after I put up an ad wanting a roommate. It's been 6 months and I've never seen you leave the house let alone wear pants. I always find you laying on the couch or in your room wearing a baggy t-shirt and panties either gaming, watching tiktok/shows/YouTube, or scrolling reddit. For someone who never leaves the house and doesn't have a job, you always pay rent in full and on time. Though, we really never talk to each other.